A WOMAN who went for her first ever bikini wax says it was the worst £70 she’s ever spent.
Justine Stafford, from Ireland, decided to get rid of the hair after men said they didn’t enjoy it, but she was left with instant regret.
Taking to TikTok, the beauty fan recollected the traumatising experience, admitting the beauty tech pulled a ‘ferret’ of hair off of her.
She said: “I went to get a bikini wax because I thought it would be nice not to have a head of broccoli down there for once, and lads don’t seem to enjoy it when I say ‘I’m sure it’ll be one of your five a day.”
But Justine couldn’t understand how so many women get it done regularly.
She was first stunned when the waxer said she would leave the room so she could get undressed.
“Why are you doing that? You’re going to come back in and see me with the full f***ing thing out,” she added.
After getting ready, Justine was then offered a selection of different waxes and went for the mojito wax, which she hoped she could drink to take the edge off.
“Then she takes off the first f***ing wave of it,” she explains.
“I swear to Jesus, she pulled away a ferret.
“Honestly I could have taxidermied, waxidermied, the f***ing thing I brought home with me, set up my own zoo.”
The woman then asked if she wanted her bum done as well, figuring she had been humiliated already, Justine agreed.
She was asked to get into a backward number four position, and seeing as it was her first time getting waxed, had no idea what this entailed.
Justine said: “She may as well have torn a new a**ehole for me.
“I just want to say, anyone who does this on the regular, you are not human.
“You’re above us all and I respect you deeply because I will never be going back and that was the worst f**ing €80 I’ve paid for a wax in my life.”
“My first and LAST bikini wax experience,” she captioned the post.
The video posted to her account @justinestaffordcomedy has since gone viral with over XX views and over 97k likes.
People were left in hysterics by Jsutine’s ordeal with one writing: “HEAD OF BROCCOLI KILLED ME!!!”
Another commented: “Absolutely killed me laughing.”
“One of your five a day….omg too funny,” penned a third.
Meanwhile a fourth said: “Soooooo funny.”
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